Today was another hot day so Mummy put me into my swimming togs and let me play outside with two tubs of water. Well that was great fun!! Here I am learning about this thing called "gravity" which pulls the water down through the funnel and makes the wheel spin, spraying me with water in the process! Unshackled by the rigid ignorance of Newtonian physics, I perhaps have a good chance of discovering a consistent, unifying quantum theory of gravity.